Bottoms Up, And The Devil Laughs

volanus:

crappytoilet:

me

Go on Anonymous and tell me one thing you’ve been too scared to tell me, but have always wanted to say.

ins-ainty:

baby-got-bak:
unfuck-it:
yxlla-wxlf:
fkn-ruude:
shes-inlove-with-her:
Do this
please
Pleeease
this could be interesting lmfao
Dooooo ittttt
surely do it

(Source: jvxix)

kittybratt:
“ draggedthruthe-yard:
“WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK.
”
cant ever forget.
”

kittybratt:

draggedthruthe-yard:
WAT THE FUCK. WAT THE FUCKING FUCK I HOPE HE DIES. I DIDNT KNOW THE EXTENT OF WAT HE DID WAT THE FUCK.
cant ever forget.

seasaltandsawdust:

When a mutual posts a selfie

pg-chan:

peopleareaproblem:
dimedog:
“So this is Jack and he has some sort of type of laryngeal paralysis? At least thats what the vet told me.”
Jack: [in the voice of a disillusioned 60-year old man] “Mow. Maow.”
Human holding camera: “This is Jack.“
Jack: “Whoa. Maow.”
Human: “His voice is a little deeper than most cats.”
Jack: “Eugh.”
Human: “Hey buddy.”
Human: [whistles and tuts] “Say hi? Say hi?”
Jack: “Meow.”
Human: “Good boy!”
@captioned-miscellaneous-videos
O_O

dontletmejumpdontletmefall:

mikauz:
thisblogismynote:
When I turn off my laptop by holding the power button as opposed to the proper way, I always feel like I’m holding its head underwater until it suffocates slowly.
gentle persuasion